I'm Not That Girl

These are a few things you should know about me: I find my own emotions somewhat embarassing. One of my favorite musicians once said that he equated falling in love to singing in the street - the very idea is humiliating.

Paradoxically, I'm incapable of "taking it slow" with someone, emotionally or sexually. I'm always the lover who loves more than the other. Boyfriends' mothers never like me. I hate vegetables. I can't play games. I don't - I can't flirt unless I mean it. I hate to admit it, but I like it when other people take care of me. I'm not the girl you bring home to meet your family. I'm the girl who cries and misses you for three years after you break her heart.

On a Scale from 1 to Bitter: Bitter & Lonely
1-800-Bitterness.com Radio: Suzanne Vega - Marlene on the Wall
1-800-Bitterness.com Reading List: Lunar Park by Bret Easton Ellis